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THE SUN today unreservedly apologises to Nicklas Bendtner after his stunning treble sent the Gunners storming into the Champions League quarter-finals.
Yesterday we may have inadvertently given the impression that Bendtner could not hit a cow’s Arsenal with a banjo.
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We slaughtered bungling Bendtner after his howlers in Arsenal’s 3-1 win over Burnley.
But the Pantomime Dane put those boobs ‘behind him’ with the first hat-trick of his career.
The 22-year-old striker was presented with the matchball after the match but he revealed he did not know the tradition existed.
He said: “I don’t know how this works but it is very good. It is fantastic to score a hat-trick. It has been a long time coming.
“Saturday was just one of those days. Those misses were not in my mind. I put it behind me and I was just focused on the game.”
Difficult Manager Arsene Wenger was delighted with Bendtner. He said: “It shows how quickly football changes.
“He had a difficult game on Saturday and had lots of chances. He had less chances tonight but scored three goals, so overall that is good for his confidence.”
Wenger insists he would be happy to face an English side in next week’s draw.
He added: “I don’t know who I would prefer. I have a funny feeling it might be good for us to play against an English team.
“We have not done well against Chelsea or Manchester United this year, so it could be a good chance for us to show what we can do.”
Skipper Cesc Fabregas watched the rout after jetting back from Spain where he had checks on his damaged hamstring. Link
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