Regret the Error

IN previous issues of this
newspaper, we may have given the impression that the people of France
were snail swallowing garlic munching surrender-monkeys whose women
never bother to shave their armpits.
We
now realise that the French football team can stop the Portuguese – and
in particular their cheating whingeing winger Cristiano Ronaldo – from
getting to the World Cup Final which we so richly deserved to do.
We
apologise profusely to France and its sporting heroes like Thierry
Henry and Zinedine Zidane who we now accept are skilful, brave and the
most wonderful neighbours we could ever wish for.
Vive La France!